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#FunStory1-100

Sukijep came skipping up the walk. She opened the door and said, “Mak! I got a 100 today!” The mother replied, “That’s great, dear! What did you get it in?”
“Two things,” Sukijep said. “I got a 46 in science, and a 54 in mathematics.”

#FunStory2-Half Day

One day there was a class of kids at school. They were having a hard time concentrating on the work because it was snowing so hard outside. They were just waiting for that blessed announcement of the rest of the day off.
Suddenly, the intercom beeped and they heard the voice of their principal; “Attention, students. Due to the weather conditions, we will only be attending school a half of the day this morning.”
After all the students’ cheers had stopped, the principal continued; “And we will be attending the other half this afternoon.”

#FunStory3-In the Class

The teacher asked a student: “Do you know where Mt.Everest?,the talllest mountain in the world?”
The student said: “I am sorry teacher,i don’t know where it is.”
The teacher said angrily: “You don’t know?  Stand up on the chair!”
The student stood up on the chair in the astonishing manner and said: “Teacher, can I see Mt.Everest by standing in the chair?”

#CeritaGaje-4

Leon : 'Apa beda matahari sama bulan?'

Bee :  'Matahari ada diskon, bulan enggak ada'

#CeritaGaje-5

Rei : 'Apa bahasa Inggrisnya nenek-nenek naik di atas pohon sambil joget ?'

Nall : 'Believe it or not'

#CeritaGaje-6

Nicki: 'Huruf depanya K belakangnya L, terdiri dari enam huruf,bentuknya panjang dan lonjong, apaan hayo ?'

Akwin : 'Kapsul (Jangan ngeres mblo)'